Heartchild: A boy and his fort

Things you might overhear at our house.

Boys have an Adam's Apple because Adam ate the fruit.
I wish God would have given us a zipper for our mouth.
I don't do math on Sundays.
Is Noah dead? Oh, I wanted to meet and have him over.
White cheese, I don't like you. But I sure do like your brother and sister, the yellow cheese!
I wish candy canes were for breakfast.
I used the massager on my head because my brain was sore.
Meat is my favorite part of spaghetti, even if it is dead animal.
I'm gonna go pray for myself in my room.
Can somebody tell me where the boy brush is?
You see, the white blood cells kill the bugs in my body, the red blood cells pick them up and dump them in my kidneys like a garbage can!
There is no shoving, hitting or pinching in heaven, right momma?
Mom, there's no such thing as pj's.